The point of being a wallflower is to "blend in".... apparently. Let's spin that narrative for our best benefit.

Get this: A Wallflower Pillow; "blends in wherever you are". 

Subway=nap time. Waiting in line=catch some Zs. Talking to someone you don't like=sneaky sleep. 

Or.. you know... put it in a prominent place so it'll be the center of attention at your next party instead of you. #WallflowersWinAgain 

16" x 16" Pillow Cover